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Behold! embroidery kit

Behold! embroidery kit

Inspired by the famous Bayeux Tapestry and the meme that came out of it, you can now embroider your very own barren field of fucks! Enjoy using a variety of stitches to create three medieval characters, a slightly wobbly house, a bird, and a tree to go along side your field. Old English style lettering reads, "Behold! The field in which I grow my fvcks. Lay thine eyes upon it - and though shalt see that it is barren."

The complete kit comes with everything you need to stitch it up:
  • Printed attern on water-soluble stabilizer (just peel and stick to fabric, stitch directly through it, and wash away!)
  • Stitch guide
  • Color guide
  • Cotton/linen tea towel
  • 8" embroidery hoop
  • Embroidery floss in all necessary colors, plus multiple options for skin tones ('cause representation matters and you should be able to stitch medieval characters who look like you!)
  • Embroidery needle

The only thing you'll need to supply is a pair of scissors, so you can get stitching as soon as you get your hot little hands on it.

For experienced stitchers who already have hoops and fabric at home, we also offer a "crafter's kit" with just the pattern and floss.

Regular price $39.99 USD
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